I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize
