Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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