i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
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