Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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