I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
vagina is talking i cant
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
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