You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
Do vagina's smell?
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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