Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
Someone signed my nipple.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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