Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
We talked him into tasing himself.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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