She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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