Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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