we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
