I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
I just blew my weed a kiss
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
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