ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
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