I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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