Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
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