Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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