I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
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