Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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