And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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