Hey man sorry I got all grabby
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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