i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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