Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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