we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
I need a beard to bite.
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