I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
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