So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
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