I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I didn't shave. On purpose
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
Randomize
