he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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