i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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