the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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