Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
Alive.
So much puke
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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