they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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