But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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