dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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