how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
so much tequila, so little girl.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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