the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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