ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
Randomize
