i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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