It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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