Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
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