So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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