he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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