let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
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