he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
i think i just lost a toe
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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