the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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