so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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