nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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