idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
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