Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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