Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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