help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
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