He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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