Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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