No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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