Sry I called you an 8
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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