What a fucking waste of an outfit
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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