Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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